At least that's what we think it was supposed to be about…
In true Yeezy fashion, the story is filled with tons of tangents and stories about important things like getting high on nitrous gas at his dentist's office!
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But the true gem comes when Ye goes on a rant on why he's sick and tired of all of the jokes about Tidal being run by the Illuminati! Yes, this is a real thing! Kanye writes: Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: cover shot, cover story, illuminati, kanye west, kim kardashian, music minute, paper, paper magazine, tidal
Beyoncé Blackout Rumors Explained! Did Her Illuminati Hand-Signaling Cause The Power Outage?!
Filed under: Beyonce • Super Bowl
"Has anyone seen Tom Hardy lately?! This looks like the work of Bane!"
"The 49ers did it! They found a voodoo priest on Bourbon Street and cast a spell to put themselves back in the game!"
As absurd as those theories are, they pale in comparison to those suggesting Queen Bey's alleged Illuminati ties were somehow responsible!
When Beyoncé flashed a diamond symbol toward the end of her performance with Destiny's Child, many Tweeters accused her of signaling her Illuminati brethren to commence "Operation: Darkness."
Now that's just silly.
She didn't signal a secret cult, she paid respect to Jay-Z's Roc-A-Fella Records!Many best-selling artists frequently give her husband the very same props!
Even NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell agreed. He said:
The real culprit behind the blackout?"There's no indication at all that this was caused by the halftime show. I know that's been out there. … That is not the case from anything we have at this point."
No ghost, goblins, cults, or Batman villains… It was faulty electrical equipment.
[Image via AP Images.]
Tags: bane, beyonce, blackout, conspiracy theories, destinys child, football, illuminati, jay-z, nfl, roger goodell, super bowl, tom hardy, twitter
Lindsay Lohan's New Courtroom Tattoo! What Does This Triangle Mean???
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan • Inked
There would be no "FU" nail art today… But we could only get a glimpse of it when Dina wasn't there to conveniently cover it with her hand (see below)!!
As soon as we saw it, we saw a puzzle to be solved! Above the words "what dreams may come" lies a red, double-lined triangle (see close-up below).
Has our Lady of Perpetual Chaos been digging into something spiritually new these days? Or is she just really diggin' that Robin Williams flick??
While the wording of her new ink also shares a home in the play Hamlet, the triangle remains a total mystery.
But here are some possibilities: Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: celebrity ink, concentration camps, court, dina lohan, double lined triangle, double triangle, hamlet, illuminati, kabbalah, lindsay lohan, nazi, red triangle, robin williams, scientology, tattoo, triangle, what dreams may come
Angus T. Jones' Shocking Commentary Gets Mega Support From Illuminati-Fearing Church Follower!
Filed under: TV News • Wacky, Tacky & True
Cuz Six Flags has nothing on this ride!
Angus T. Jones has denounced Two and a Half Men — the show that's been setting him up for life since he was nine years old — as filth and urged its audience to stop watching.
The interesting half-man has also warned everyone of the supposed Satanic workings of Hollywood's elite, claiming those Illuminati rumors are true.
Michael McNamee of Memphis, TN says: Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: angus t jones, ashton kutcher, beyonce, chris brown, comments, hollywood, illuminati, jay-z, rumors, satanism, two and a half men, video
Casey Anthony Is Being Sued For $3 Billion…In The CRAZIEST Lawsuit Ever!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True • Legal Matters
The infamous murder suspect was sued by a Pennsylvania woman for $3 billion because of the "emotional and mental distress" she caused her.
And no, it has nothing to do with her trial. Naomi Riches not only claims that Anthony tried to kill her, but swears she is in "cahoots" with Nancy Grace.
Tags: casey anthony, crazy, dismissed, illuminati, judge, lawsuit, lols, nancy grace, naomi riches, pennsylvania, weird
J-Hud Is NOT A Member Of The Illuminati
Filed under: Jennifer Hudson
The Oscar winner slammed the rumors in a recent Ustream sesh, saying:
And there you have it."I’m so glad someone brought this Illuminati mess up because only a child of God would address it. That is the most ignorant thing I have ever heard in my life. And it’s offensive because basically what? The people that are here today don’t deserve to be where they are? What, we didn’t work for it? So I find—and I hate to go there—but I find it’s those that can’t make it that would probably join Illuminati, or whoever that is, to get somewhere.Don’t listen to that type of stuff, don’t follow that stuff because those people are only luring you in to become a part of some mess like that, so know that you’re only falling victim. That’s their way of gaining [followers]. I’d advise you to stay away from it. Those who are reading it are falling into it. It could not be more untrue."
[Image via WENN.]
Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Are Separating Two Years After Tying The Knot
Avril Lavigne and her husband Chad Kroeger are the latest couple to announce their split, making the reveal to Instagram on Wednesday.
Considering only a few weeks ago it was revealed that the former couple were buying a mansion together, this comes as a bit of surprise!
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The 30-year-old confessed to IG:
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